Before I start, I'd like to just clarify something. I don't do these quizzes to find some kind of personal depth in them or reveal something about myself. I do them to be sarcastic and, especially gender and sub-cultural ones, insult stereotypes, so I'll usually leave a comment after each one.

Boy:
( ) You love hoodies. (Hoodies are for tools)
( ) You love jeans. (I must be one of the few people I know who doesn't own a single pair of jeans)
( ) Dogs are better than cats. (Cats freaking rule, man)
(X) It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yes, it is. Especially when it's me.
( ) You've played with/against boys on a team. (Sports. What could be a manlier display than a bunch of sweaty, shirtless guys running around and groping each other after school, then cooling off with a steamy group shower?)
( ) Shopping is torture. (What is so bad about shopping? I just get on a bus, go in the store, buy what I need, and catch the bus home. Where's the torture?)
( ) Sad movies suck. (Define 'sad'. If you mean romantic comedy, yes. If you just mean an overall sad ending without chick flick overtones, it can be good)
( ) You own an X-Box. (X-Box: Bastion of Manhood)
( ) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Hotwheels: What could be manlier?)
( ) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (So wanting to shoot water at fire is a sign of manhood?)
(X) You own a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Both wanting to fight fires and gaming are signs you're a man. Wow.)
( ) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (No comment.)
( ) You watch sports on TV. (Ugh, sports...)
( ) Gory movies are cool. (No. Gratuitous gore is not 'cool' by any stretch.)
( ) You go to your dad for advice. (Male bonding....yay)
( ) You own like a trillion baseball caps. (...)
( ) You like going to football games. (...)
( ) You used to/do collect baseball cards. (...)
( ) Baggy pants are cool to wear. (This is more a sub-cultural trait than a gender one, tool.)
( ) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (...)
(X) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (All rock except blue)
(X) you love to go crazy and not care what people think. (I do it in a much different context than most people. Especially the tools in the macthing blue tracksuits who think they're cool)
( ) Sports are fun. (...)
( ) Talk with food in your mouth. (...)
(X) Wear boxers. (Wow)
Total:
Now add the numbers up and multiply it by 4: 20%

Girl:
( ) You wear lip gloss. (No comment)
( ) You love to shop (What is so good about shopping? See above question about shopping)
( ) You wear eyeliner. (One word, man. Emo.)
( ) You have some of the same shirts in different colors. (No comment)
( ) You wear the color pink. (No comment)
( ) Go to your mom for advice. (No comment)
( ) You consider cheerleading a sport. (Yes, a bunch of chicks jumping around and rhyming poorly...what could be better?)
( ) You hate wearing the color black. (Goth chicks usually wear just black. Doesn't make them not chicks)
( ) You like hanging out at the mall. ("Like, oh my God! Like, let's hang out at, like, the mall and, like, do stuff!")
( ) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (No comment)
( ) You like wearing jewelry. (Man rings. Wedding rings. Goth guys.)
( ) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No comment)
( ) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (How is it a hobby? Unless bending over while an executives stick a big corporate dick up your ass now coutns as a hobby)
( ) You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No comment)
( ) You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (No comment)
( ) It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accesories. (Tool.)
( ) You smile a lot more than you should. (No comment)
( ) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (...)
( ) You care about what you look like. (Guys do this, too. Especially the popular, preppy guys who wea matching blue track suits)
( ) You like wearing dresses when you can. (No comment)
( ) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Isn't cologe for guys?)
( ) Used to play with dolls as little kid. (No comment)
( ) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. (No comment)
( ) Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (No comment)
Total:
Take however many you checked off and multiply it by 4: 0

So I'm 20% of the male stereotype as dictated by romantic comedies, limp-dick sub-cultures, obsolete alpha-male impulses from thousands of years ago, and what underwear I have. I don't even need to say more than that, man.